Good Morning Azeroth!

    This is the first recorded history of my adventures, I the oh so humble and beloved
Azeroth Tour Guide!

In the past we've had great events gathering us in such masses that even the plane of Reality quaked in your might! We've traveled to other worlds, shattered ones at that, and helped free the denizens of Authoritarian injustice! There's been such great events such as Deathwing's re-awakening that made us look inwards again to our beloved Azeroth to help her survive.

    And even now, with a GIANT sword from a TITAN plunged into the depths of Azeroths breadth she still lives. 

    Who'd have ever thought we'd end up here? Leaving these concrete forms behind and entering the ethereal. There's so many odd things I never thought I'd encounter here! And the food! YUCK!!! Who's ever heard of Iridescent Ravioli, let alone with APPLE SAUCE?!

No wonder the Jailer is so angry can you imagine what they fed him in The Maw..?

But that's to not even mention the Banana BEEF Pudding???

Sheesh these Brokers have some weird tastes... well I guess when your head is made of flame? magic? 

ethereal gobbledygook your taste buds don't  work quite the same... if they even have any. 

                                                 

    Anyways, I just wanted to get an introduction started! I'm hoping to take some nice pictures of Azeroth, Draenor, Outlands, The Shadowlands, and wherever else our crazy adventures take us and give you some history that I can dig up along with it! Who knows what old bones we'll find!

    Welp! Catch you in the Soul Zone!

-ATG <3